HIYA!
I'M GAY AND I HAVE AN ILLEGIT LOVE CHILD LIVING IN THAILAND WITH HIS FATHER WHO IS A PART-TIME LADYBOY!
That is all...
Okay nope I'm totally kidding about that little introduction, okay perhaps not the second bit about my illegit love child but let's just forget about that for a while...
So now that I have your attention...
You know your totally fucked over by the HSC when you realise:
a) You've got a pile of homework, assignments and study stacked on your table like the height of the Eiffel Tower
b) You can barely have a conversation with anyone without raging about how much things you have to do and how little time you have to do it
c) Chocolate and fatty junk food becomes your prime companion
d) Pimples start forming dot-to-dot pictures on your forehead
e) Your textbook's having a conversation with you and you no longer a have a "real" social life and finally...
f) You seriously have no time to straighten your hair
All the basic signs and symptoms of a HSC screwing your life right up the backside!
Yes, I made that realisation just this week!
So with 3 or so weeks left before my HSC half-yearlies, I decided that I needed to set myself a goal and work towards it seeing as I've already lost the ability to effectively socialise with people.
But living in the 21st century with a million and one distractions to help you procrastinate, setting a goal and sticking to it, doesn't seem to be such a successful venture.
This is when I became a total douche bag and hopped on good ol'e Google and started looking for "inspirational" photos which I could print out and stick on my wall to motivate me!
Aaaannnndd let me tell you, when you type in "inspirational/motivational photos" into Google Images, you may receive a lot more than you bargained for...
If you know what I mean, and if you don't...
Jump onto Google Images when your free and perhaps when no one's around and see for yourself!
Okay so once I made my search a tad bit more "narrow" to suit my "intentions", I finally did come across some good material which I reckon may just help motivate me when the HSC comes crashing down on me (which it sorta already has but meh)!
Anyways this blog is getting too lengthy so I'm gunna cut it short now and leave you to go to Google Images and search pornographic images which are apparently "motivational"- But HEY each to their own yeah, whatever motivates you :)
Melissa
(P.S: I didn't quote anything today simply because my brain's no longer expendible especially at this early hour of the day, so instead look above and you will find my inspirational photo- sorry to anyone who expected a pornographic "motivational" image!)
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