Currently due to the HSC, much of my social life as well as my internet explorer life has been put on a halt.
But I'm back for a short period of time to brief you all in on what has been happening since I last blogged.
So in exactly two weeks: It is my last day of high school, my year 12 graduation, my year 12 formal AND may I add MY 18th Birthday. Not that anyone really celebrates an 18th per say, it's more of a period of recognition for your legal right to drink and party and do all the crazy things adults do. So I, following the true tradition of all 18 year olds, have decided to spend my final day of year 12 being a 17 year old kid enjoying their formal and graduation and ultimately ignore the fact that I have aged a bit further... a year closer to my retirement and death... YAY! -.- (note the sarcasm).
So anyways, in 14 days, I am attempting to soak up every last bit of year 12 while simultaneously trying to cram in as much study as I can just to ensure that the HSC doesn't slip away from me.
Amongst all this drama I have also the worry of the formal which may I add has consumed a great deal of my time.
During the two week holidays prior to my trials, my mother and I decided to go formal dress hunting which was a disaster. So in my final week of the holidays I turned impulsive and bought a dress which I'm not sure if I'm entirely satisfied with. But anyways I decided I would try to glam it up and turn it into an up beat dress with sophistication and class. Obviously me saying it doesn't necessarily mean it will happen but anyway I'm trying.
So today I spent about 2 hours shopping for matching jewellery to compliment my not so 'up beat' dress. I came home a defeated soldier my friends. Not a single thing to be found. May I also add I haven't even found a clutch bag to carry to the formal. So camera, wallet, phone... be ready to be stuffed into my strapless bra on the night!
One positive amidst all the negativity is that I have finally decided, after much scrutiny, what I shall be doing with my hair.
YES that's right folks... I have a plan. It's not much really, in fact it's rather ordinary... some people may not even feel the slightest bit hyped about it. BUT I AM!
I have convinced my mom, after trying about 10 different hair styles, that considering I am partially bald since I chopped my hair off in '09... my best option for the formal is for me to have long hair. And since miracles don't occur over night especially for me, I am getting HAIR EXTENSIONS! WHOOOO
Yes that's the ordinary life I live y'all. The most exciting part about my day is the fact that I get to purchase fake horse hair and attach it to my dead roots so that I can look half decent at my formal, on my 18th birthday.
Anyway enough of the bitch session from the diary of a teenage drama queen.
I'm glad to say that even though school is ending and I will miss some of my teachers, I will miss the immaturity and convenience of school...
I will be ever so glad that the HSC is over. After 13 years of non-stop, 5 days a week schooling... I am finally leaving to start life in the big world. Pretty exciting :D
So anyways I think that sums up the recent activity in my life. How's your's hanging? (That's rhetorical... don't answer)
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Fuck off life, just for a little while.
Sometimes for no particular reason as such, things just begin to bother you.
I'm generally a person with a rather high tolerance threshold however when you are a person like myself, you begin to bottle up things... feelings, emotions, fears, tears... stress and pretty much when that lid from the bottle comes flying off; you've officially become a complete wreck on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Okay just before we begin jumping the gun here or anything, I'll just clarify that 'no' I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown 'cause my lids gone flying.
But I have begun to realise somethings in life are simply just explainable and that's what begins to bug that fuck out of you.
So for starters, hello to you all. Haven't blogged in ages so I gathered I should welcome myself back to this world as I needed some form of venting to channel rage in the most positive way possible and what better way than to write or blog about it right?
Well to be honest I could begin to list a fuckload of things that annoy me, including several names of people who I just cannot tolerate. However I've decided to keep this as bittersweet and as far away from critical as possible, considering some of my black listed people may actually be reading this.
Anyways there really is no purpose for this post just to let my mind go straight head first into a stream of consciousness writing/typing as I really can't be bothered talking to anyone of this.
So I'll leave it there. As for next time, I hope I am feeling a bit more entertaining than I am at the moment but I sure hope to come back and blog more often...
Ciao amigos.
I'm generally a person with a rather high tolerance threshold however when you are a person like myself, you begin to bottle up things... feelings, emotions, fears, tears... stress and pretty much when that lid from the bottle comes flying off; you've officially become a complete wreck on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Okay just before we begin jumping the gun here or anything, I'll just clarify that 'no' I'm not on the verge of a mental breakdown 'cause my lids gone flying.
But I have begun to realise somethings in life are simply just explainable and that's what begins to bug that fuck out of you.
So for starters, hello to you all. Haven't blogged in ages so I gathered I should welcome myself back to this world as I needed some form of venting to channel rage in the most positive way possible and what better way than to write or blog about it right?
Well to be honest I could begin to list a fuckload of things that annoy me, including several names of people who I just cannot tolerate. However I've decided to keep this as bittersweet and as far away from critical as possible, considering some of my black listed people may actually be reading this.
Anyways there really is no purpose for this post just to let my mind go straight head first into a stream of consciousness writing/typing as I really can't be bothered talking to anyone of this.
So I'll leave it there. As for next time, I hope I am feeling a bit more entertaining than I am at the moment but I sure hope to come back and blog more often...
Ciao amigos.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
A 'Mels' Best Friend
So lately I've been contemplating and drawing lists of all the possible 18th birthday gifts I could ask for from my family, after all it is my big 18th right?
And I finally decided on what I want...
It's got four legs
Comes in two genders
Occasionally referred to as a 'bitch'
And barks...
Yup that's right folks... I want a DOG!
It's something that I've actually been wanting for a while but my mother who hates all things that aren't human, despised the idea all along. But now considering it's my 18th birthday and on my birthday it also happens to be my year 12 Graduation and formal... I think I pretty much hit a triple-whammy and can almost ask for anything I want.
So my considerate mom has given in and agreed to a dog. There are conditions however (as always with Indian parents)...
The dog must be friendly ('cause apparently people tend to look for aggressive dogs *note the sarcastic overtone*)
The dog must be kept outside the house at all times
I must feed, clean & care for the dog at all times (regardless of if I'm on my death bed or likewise)
And the dog must be sizeable and appropriate to my mother's standards... which basically means it must literally be the size of her thumbnail as she fears big dogs!
Other than that I'm free to do whatever! :)
So I've decided what dog I want... It shall be a Golden Retriever!
I know, they tend to grow large but I reckon they're friendly cute dogs which I strongly believe my mom could actually grow to like!
Now the hard part is deciding a name for my future dog.
I've devised a list, however I think I like all the names so I'm stuck all over again.
Ollie (Oliver)
Coco
Hector
Boots
Hero
Meemo
Niko
Pebbles
Gatsby
Bingo
Buddy
Elmo
Oscar
Galileo
Kibbles
Nugget
Oreo
Polo
Picasso
Pickles
Bullet
Long list right? Yup... each and every one of those names excite me!
Oh well crunch on it for a while bloggers and maybe in a week or so I will have decided or at least cut down the list to possibly 3 preferences :)
Till next time, 'cause my hand is sore from typing now.... Keep cleans folks!
Melissa
And I finally decided on what I want...
It's got four legs
Comes in two genders
Occasionally referred to as a 'bitch'
And barks...
Yup that's right folks... I want a DOG!
It's something that I've actually been wanting for a while but my mother who hates all things that aren't human, despised the idea all along. But now considering it's my 18th birthday and on my birthday it also happens to be my year 12 Graduation and formal... I think I pretty much hit a triple-whammy and can almost ask for anything I want.
So my considerate mom has given in and agreed to a dog. There are conditions however (as always with Indian parents)...
The dog must be friendly ('cause apparently people tend to look for aggressive dogs *note the sarcastic overtone*)
The dog must be kept outside the house at all times
I must feed, clean & care for the dog at all times (regardless of if I'm on my death bed or likewise)
And the dog must be sizeable and appropriate to my mother's standards... which basically means it must literally be the size of her thumbnail as she fears big dogs!
Other than that I'm free to do whatever! :)
So I've decided what dog I want... It shall be a Golden Retriever!
I know, they tend to grow large but I reckon they're friendly cute dogs which I strongly believe my mom could actually grow to like!
Now the hard part is deciding a name for my future dog.
I've devised a list, however I think I like all the names so I'm stuck all over again.
Ollie (Oliver)
Coco
Hector
Boots
Hero
Meemo
Niko
Pebbles
Gatsby
Bingo
Buddy
Elmo
Oscar
Galileo
Kibbles
Nugget
Oreo
Polo
Picasso
Pickles
Bullet
Long list right? Yup... each and every one of those names excite me!
Oh well crunch on it for a while bloggers and maybe in a week or so I will have decided or at least cut down the list to possibly 3 preferences :)
Till next time, 'cause my hand is sore from typing now.... Keep cleans folks!
Melissa
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Because they are of the gay... and you are in the entertainment business
Fuck oath it has been long since I have blogged!
If anything y'all should all feel priviledged that for a while you were free from the burden of reading my essays...
But since I like bursting other peoples bubbles, I'm back bitches!
Okay well to be honest I'm not actually "back" persay but I like to feel a sense of superiority once in a while so I'll just go along with the initial statement I made! :)
So as y'all who are also sitting your goddamn HSC this year would already know, that currently HSC half yearlies are raping students up the ass around the state.
Unfortunately I am also a victim to studying and exams so I guess that could help explain my latest absence from blogger perhaps.
Well anyways HSC half yearlies are almost over, well for some it is over but for me the fucker who decided to do sujects that'd make me look like an intellectual, I still have 3 more exams to go... all of which may I add are one after the other next week starting from Monday all the way through to Wednesday... JOY!
So at the moment I actually have this entire week off excluding the Tuesday which just passed on which day I sat my G Maths exam... and by G yes I do mean General but hey that G can be interpreted as Gangsta too nameeen?
Well anyways so yes pretty much this week I shall be dedicating myself to endless hours of reading and reading and oh yeah did I mention reading? my Biology, Pdh and Legal studies notes over and over again until my brain decides to take a photograph of every word typed on each of those 32 pages so that I can remember all my content and ace those homo exams...
But obviously you all know I never stick to my word so day 1 of staying home to study was well lets say "semi-productive" considering I learnt 1 topic for Bio and I still have 1 more to go along with a shitload of work for Pdh and Legal.
Well let's forget all that bull shit and talk holidays...
I'm waaaaay pumped for Bali! To be precise there are bleft till I finally land in Bali and get to rip of my clothes and flaunt around Kuta beach for 5 days in nothing but my bikini YAY.... wait till my mother sees the photos on Facebook, she will faint at the sight....
Oh well her fault for adding me as a "friend" on Facebook, well understanding that I'm a 17 year old teen who does seem to have a life so hey deal with the repercussions of being a mom to a daughter with hormones and an urge to PARTAY 24/7 with foreigners she may never meet again in her life!
Anyways currently it is 1:20am and I'm not quite knocked out as I usually would expect to be by this hour, so I sat down about 2 hours ago to watch the dvd which I hired of Russell Peters comedy gala.
Gosh if you haven't seen this guy.. I swear to allah y'all are missing out!
He takes racism to a whole new level and the fact that he does it so openly, even to his own race, makes him that much more of a legend.
AND guess what guys... I get to see him on May 20th for his Australian Comedy show... how awesome is that!!!
Yes I know some people may not be as excited but I'm a major comedy buff so I get a huge kick out of stand-up comedians who set a stage on fire even if it is by dissing their own race :)
Ooh since I haven't covered much about me lately I thought I'd may as well throw in the past event that I attended over the weekend. It was the McGrath Foundations Golden Slipper Day at the Races at Rosehill Racecourse. No I wasn't amongst the A-list attendees list nor was I directly invited. But since I am a volunteer for the McGrath Foundation I was asked to go along and help out for the day.
I was pretty excited to be honest. Although I have previously participated in charity causes, this was my first real charity event amongst the elite class of Sydney and quite frankly who wouldn't be excited to get the chance to mingle with cricketers and models and hot random men who are all suited up with ties holding a glass of whisky or scotch.
The day lagged a bit after a while but that's mainly because standing around for 5 hours straight with no food, no drinks not even a seat to sit on and having a constant smile plastered to your face... isn't exactly a rejuvenating experience and after the first hour of being there, the fatigue kicked in.
But on the bright side I did get to meet and greet Glen McGrath himself as well as his new chicka and a couple of other cricketers whom I can recognise by face but have no clue who on earth they are considering I have no interest in following cricket :) Ooh and I also got to meet Miss Universe Australia... Rachel Finch... Yes boys you can begin jizzing your pants about now!
Okay I know I should probably finish up now but I also wanted to mention this whole fuss about "Supafest" or "Jamfest" or whatever "fest" these dickheads are having. People are going loco on the streets since the word has spread about the whole RnB clan heading out to Sydney for a shindig that'd apparently go down in history. I get it that Jay Seans coming but to be honest he'd probably be the ONLY one out of all those mofos who are coming that I'd wanna see... and that's not because I admire him or anything but it's because his Indian... and his from the UK.
It's not everyday we Australian Indians get to meet an Ukranian Indian who happens to know how to decently compose a song without throwing in cheesy curry phrases you'd expect in a 4 hour long Indian film!
Okay then I think I've talked enough now and covered majority of the events of the past 3 weeks in which I haven't blogged.
So till next time toodalooooo amigos!
Melissa
P.S: Screw quoting today... instead I recommend y'all head out and rent yourself a copy of any of Russell Peters Comedy dvds.
I assure you, you will not be disappointed!
If anything y'all should all feel priviledged that for a while you were free from the burden of reading my essays...
But since I like bursting other peoples bubbles, I'm back bitches!
Okay well to be honest I'm not actually "back" persay but I like to feel a sense of superiority once in a while so I'll just go along with the initial statement I made! :)
So as y'all who are also sitting your goddamn HSC this year would already know, that currently HSC half yearlies are raping students up the ass around the state.
Unfortunately I am also a victim to studying and exams so I guess that could help explain my latest absence from blogger perhaps.
Well anyways HSC half yearlies are almost over, well for some it is over but for me the fucker who decided to do sujects that'd make me look like an intellectual, I still have 3 more exams to go... all of which may I add are one after the other next week starting from Monday all the way through to Wednesday... JOY!
So at the moment I actually have this entire week off excluding the Tuesday which just passed on which day I sat my G Maths exam... and by G yes I do mean General but hey that G can be interpreted as Gangsta too nameeen?
Well anyways so yes pretty much this week I shall be dedicating myself to endless hours of reading and reading and oh yeah did I mention reading? my Biology, Pdh and Legal studies notes over and over again until my brain decides to take a photograph of every word typed on each of those 32 pages so that I can remember all my content and ace those homo exams...
But obviously you all know I never stick to my word so day 1 of staying home to study was well lets say "semi-productive" considering I learnt 1 topic for Bio and I still have 1 more to go along with a shitload of work for Pdh and Legal.
Well let's forget all that bull shit and talk holidays...
I'm waaaaay pumped for Bali! To be precise there are bleft till I finally land in Bali and get to rip of my clothes and flaunt around Kuta beach for 5 days in nothing but my bikini YAY.... wait till my mother sees the photos on Facebook, she will faint at the sight....
Oh well her fault for adding me as a "friend" on Facebook, well understanding that I'm a 17 year old teen who does seem to have a life so hey deal with the repercussions of being a mom to a daughter with hormones and an urge to PARTAY 24/7 with foreigners she may never meet again in her life!
Anyways currently it is 1:20am and I'm not quite knocked out as I usually would expect to be by this hour, so I sat down about 2 hours ago to watch the dvd which I hired of Russell Peters comedy gala.
Gosh if you haven't seen this guy.. I swear to allah y'all are missing out!
He takes racism to a whole new level and the fact that he does it so openly, even to his own race, makes him that much more of a legend.
AND guess what guys... I get to see him on May 20th for his Australian Comedy show... how awesome is that!!!
Yes I know some people may not be as excited but I'm a major comedy buff so I get a huge kick out of stand-up comedians who set a stage on fire even if it is by dissing their own race :)
Ooh since I haven't covered much about me lately I thought I'd may as well throw in the past event that I attended over the weekend. It was the McGrath Foundations Golden Slipper Day at the Races at Rosehill Racecourse. No I wasn't amongst the A-list attendees list nor was I directly invited. But since I am a volunteer for the McGrath Foundation I was asked to go along and help out for the day.
I was pretty excited to be honest. Although I have previously participated in charity causes, this was my first real charity event amongst the elite class of Sydney and quite frankly who wouldn't be excited to get the chance to mingle with cricketers and models and hot random men who are all suited up with ties holding a glass of whisky or scotch.
The day lagged a bit after a while but that's mainly because standing around for 5 hours straight with no food, no drinks not even a seat to sit on and having a constant smile plastered to your face... isn't exactly a rejuvenating experience and after the first hour of being there, the fatigue kicked in.
But on the bright side I did get to meet and greet Glen McGrath himself as well as his new chicka and a couple of other cricketers whom I can recognise by face but have no clue who on earth they are considering I have no interest in following cricket :) Ooh and I also got to meet Miss Universe Australia... Rachel Finch... Yes boys you can begin jizzing your pants about now!
Okay I know I should probably finish up now but I also wanted to mention this whole fuss about "Supafest" or "Jamfest" or whatever "fest" these dickheads are having. People are going loco on the streets since the word has spread about the whole RnB clan heading out to Sydney for a shindig that'd apparently go down in history. I get it that Jay Seans coming but to be honest he'd probably be the ONLY one out of all those mofos who are coming that I'd wanna see... and that's not because I admire him or anything but it's because his Indian... and his from the UK.
It's not everyday we Australian Indians get to meet an Ukranian Indian who happens to know how to decently compose a song without throwing in cheesy curry phrases you'd expect in a 4 hour long Indian film!
Okay then I think I've talked enough now and covered majority of the events of the past 3 weeks in which I haven't blogged.
So till next time toodalooooo amigos!
Melissa
P.S: Screw quoting today... instead I recommend y'all head out and rent yourself a copy of any of Russell Peters Comedy dvds.
I assure you, you will not be disappointed!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Fuck this I'm going to Hogwarts!
Headlines this week:
Melissa Kanti is going on a Facebook strike!
Yes folks, I've concluded after 3 or so years of being an active member of Facebook, that indeed... Facebook is the core of all distractions for me!
Took me a while to realise that one eh?
Well considering it's HSC year and Facebook doesn't ease the procrastination period, I've decided that I'm just going to stop using it in order to increase the level of productivity my studying receives and to also challenge myself to see how much I really am addicted to Facebook.
And I know y'all must be thinking, "hold that thought, if this chicks had Facebook for about 3 years, how on earth will she go on this strike?"
It's actually quite simple.
Throw in a million or so teenie bopper sluts aged somewhere between 12-16, a whole Indian community and a couple of dumbass try hards, and trust me Facebook no longer seem that appealing.
It's actually sad 'cause back in the "dim darks" when I joined Facebook, people were sane and well composed. Now Facebook is nothing short of a teenage porn site for children who finally realised Bebo was pathetic and decided to sign up for something free called Facebook- which may I add, they probably had no clue how to use!
So now I've decided to only use Facebook to upload photos of me doing my "thang" out and about, just so I can make those Facebook dependent addicts burn a bit after seeing how supposedly "awesome" my life is...
Yeah I sound very cruel, don't I?...
Oh well I can be cynical when I want, build a bridge and get over it!
Anyways not much has happened over this weekend.
I've had the intention all weekend to study like a crazy maniac and become a total book worm, but like you all probably know by now... I don't stick to my word when it comes to studying.
But on the brightside, even though I didn't become Albert Einstein over these past 2 days, I did get alot of general school work done which leaves me plenty of time to cram for my upcoming HSC half yearlies... OH THE JOY!
So perhaps I should head back to that totally enticing pile of books laying on my dining table and give "studying" another shot eh?
Rightios then better wrap it up here...
Till next time folks keep clean & here's my quote for the day
"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." - Charles DuBois
Melissa
Melissa Kanti is going on a Facebook strike!
Yes folks, I've concluded after 3 or so years of being an active member of Facebook, that indeed... Facebook is the core of all distractions for me!
Took me a while to realise that one eh?
Well considering it's HSC year and Facebook doesn't ease the procrastination period, I've decided that I'm just going to stop using it in order to increase the level of productivity my studying receives and to also challenge myself to see how much I really am addicted to Facebook.
And I know y'all must be thinking, "hold that thought, if this chicks had Facebook for about 3 years, how on earth will she go on this strike?"
It's actually quite simple.
Throw in a million or so teenie bopper sluts aged somewhere between 12-16, a whole Indian community and a couple of dumbass try hards, and trust me Facebook no longer seem that appealing.
It's actually sad 'cause back in the "dim darks" when I joined Facebook, people were sane and well composed. Now Facebook is nothing short of a teenage porn site for children who finally realised Bebo was pathetic and decided to sign up for something free called Facebook- which may I add, they probably had no clue how to use!
So now I've decided to only use Facebook to upload photos of me doing my "thang" out and about, just so I can make those Facebook dependent addicts burn a bit after seeing how supposedly "awesome" my life is...
Yeah I sound very cruel, don't I?...
Oh well I can be cynical when I want, build a bridge and get over it!
Anyways not much has happened over this weekend.
I've had the intention all weekend to study like a crazy maniac and become a total book worm, but like you all probably know by now... I don't stick to my word when it comes to studying.
But on the brightside, even though I didn't become Albert Einstein over these past 2 days, I did get alot of general school work done which leaves me plenty of time to cram for my upcoming HSC half yearlies... OH THE JOY!
So perhaps I should head back to that totally enticing pile of books laying on my dining table and give "studying" another shot eh?
Rightios then better wrap it up here...
Till next time folks keep clean & here's my quote for the day
"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." - Charles DuBois
Melissa
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Need Inspiration? Stick a poster on your wall you moron :)
HIYA!
I'M GAY AND I HAVE AN ILLEGIT LOVE CHILD LIVING IN THAILAND WITH HIS FATHER WHO IS A PART-TIME LADYBOY!
That is all...
Okay nope I'm totally kidding about that little introduction, okay perhaps not the second bit about my illegit love child but let's just forget about that for a while...
So now that I have your attention...
You know your totally fucked over by the HSC when you realise:
a) You've got a pile of homework, assignments and study stacked on your table like the height of the Eiffel Tower
b) You can barely have a conversation with anyone without raging about how much things you have to do and how little time you have to do it
c) Chocolate and fatty junk food becomes your prime companion
d) Pimples start forming dot-to-dot pictures on your forehead
e) Your textbook's having a conversation with you and you no longer a have a "real" social life and finally...
f) You seriously have no time to straighten your hair
All the basic signs and symptoms of a HSC screwing your life right up the backside!
Yes, I made that realisation just this week!
So with 3 or so weeks left before my HSC half-yearlies, I decided that I needed to set myself a goal and work towards it seeing as I've already lost the ability to effectively socialise with people.
But living in the 21st century with a million and one distractions to help you procrastinate, setting a goal and sticking to it, doesn't seem to be such a successful venture.
This is when I became a total douche bag and hopped on good ol'e Google and started looking for "inspirational" photos which I could print out and stick on my wall to motivate me!
Aaaannnndd let me tell you, when you type in "inspirational/motivational photos" into Google Images, you may receive a lot more than you bargained for...
If you know what I mean, and if you don't...
Jump onto Google Images when your free and perhaps when no one's around and see for yourself!
Okay so once I made my search a tad bit more "narrow" to suit my "intentions", I finally did come across some good material which I reckon may just help motivate me when the HSC comes crashing down on me (which it sorta already has but meh)!
Anyways this blog is getting too lengthy so I'm gunna cut it short now and leave you to go to Google Images and search pornographic images which are apparently "motivational"- But HEY each to their own yeah, whatever motivates you :)
Melissa
(P.S: I didn't quote anything today simply because my brain's no longer expendible especially at this early hour of the day, so instead look above and you will find my inspirational photo- sorry to anyone who expected a pornographic "motivational" image!)
Sunday, February 21, 2010
All you need is another 'emotional slut' to get you through the day!
This week has been shit! Shit is an understatement of how SHIT it's actually been to be honest.
Emotional rollercoaster, pain, anger, tears, frustration and then a bit of happiness... a complete recipe for self destruction!
Yesterday my beloved cousin Deepti came over and we shared stories of the past weeks events. She had a lot to tell me and I guess I was no different...
So within half an hour of our well heated conversation, myself and my cousin made the conclusion that... YES... MEN ARE DICKS (a rather well substantiated point indeed!)
Some men are goodlooking dicks while others are not so attractive but all in all to give a round figure, generally they are just simply dicks with disguises :)
Perhaps I've gone a tad bit cynical on the whole issue but I think its because I'm going through that phase at the moment! But just to be a bit kind, there are a "few" decent, still a bit cocky and dickheadish, but decent guys out there. I guess girls just need to find the less cocky and dickheadish turd licking ones :)
So moving on, we ate a shitload of chocolate, laughed, brokedown and ate a bit more... actually ALOT more!
Then once she left, I decided to go on Facebook and began a raging conversation with my partner in crime and fellow Ancient Crusader Amy Leigh!
She's awesome 'cause we both tend to share the same outlook on life... and we've even personally named ourselves "emotional sluts" because we tend to have a very crude way of thinking when around eachother...
In some sense we rub off on eachother in both negative and positive ways. BUT I wouldn't have it anyother way!
Anyways whilst conversing with her through Facebook wall-to-walls, we established that we both want to travel (which we already knew) but furthermore we want to implement the principle of 'use & abuse', 'shag & bag', 'tap & gap', 'mac & sack' and 'get & forget' in to our lives!
This is why I'm telling you, Amy Leigh (also a fellow blogger enthusiast) is just too good!
Anyways so there really wasn't a solid point of today's blog but basically I just had to inform y'all that having a girlfriend who can back you up in all your future ventures & conquests regardless of how crude and uber-insane they are, can be very helpful to ones self-esteem and ability to become resilient.
So cheers Amy Leigh!
"Emotional Sluts for LIFE!" - Amy Leigh and Melissa
Melissa
Emotional rollercoaster, pain, anger, tears, frustration and then a bit of happiness... a complete recipe for self destruction!
Yesterday my beloved cousin Deepti came over and we shared stories of the past weeks events. She had a lot to tell me and I guess I was no different...
So within half an hour of our well heated conversation, myself and my cousin made the conclusion that... YES... MEN ARE DICKS (a rather well substantiated point indeed!)
Some men are goodlooking dicks while others are not so attractive but all in all to give a round figure, generally they are just simply dicks with disguises :)
Perhaps I've gone a tad bit cynical on the whole issue but I think its because I'm going through that phase at the moment! But just to be a bit kind, there are a "few" decent, still a bit cocky and dickheadish, but decent guys out there. I guess girls just need to find the less cocky and dickheadish turd licking ones :)
So moving on, we ate a shitload of chocolate, laughed, brokedown and ate a bit more... actually ALOT more!
Then once she left, I decided to go on Facebook and began a raging conversation with my partner in crime and fellow Ancient Crusader Amy Leigh!
She's awesome 'cause we both tend to share the same outlook on life... and we've even personally named ourselves "emotional sluts" because we tend to have a very crude way of thinking when around eachother...
In some sense we rub off on eachother in both negative and positive ways. BUT I wouldn't have it anyother way!
Anyways whilst conversing with her through Facebook wall-to-walls, we established that we both want to travel (which we already knew) but furthermore we want to implement the principle of 'use & abuse', 'shag & bag', 'tap & gap', 'mac & sack' and 'get & forget' in to our lives!
This is why I'm telling you, Amy Leigh (also a fellow blogger enthusiast) is just too good!
Anyways so there really wasn't a solid point of today's blog but basically I just had to inform y'all that having a girlfriend who can back you up in all your future ventures & conquests regardless of how crude and uber-insane they are, can be very helpful to ones self-esteem and ability to become resilient.
So cheers Amy Leigh!
"Emotional Sluts for LIFE!" - Amy Leigh and Melissa
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