Fuck oath it has been long since I have blogged!
If anything y'all should all feel priviledged that for a while you were free from the burden of reading my essays...
But since I like bursting other peoples bubbles, I'm back bitches!
Okay well to be honest I'm not actually "back" persay but I like to feel a sense of superiority once in a while so I'll just go along with the initial statement I made! :)
So as y'all who are also sitting your goddamn HSC this year would already know, that currently HSC half yearlies are raping students up the ass around the state.
Unfortunately I am also a victim to studying and exams so I guess that could help explain my latest absence from blogger perhaps.
Well anyways HSC half yearlies are almost over, well for some it is over but for me the fucker who decided to do sujects that'd make me look like an intellectual, I still have 3 more exams to go... all of which may I add are one after the other next week starting from Monday all the way through to Wednesday... JOY!
So at the moment I actually have this entire week off excluding the Tuesday which just passed on which day I sat my G Maths exam... and by G yes I do mean General but hey that G can be interpreted as Gangsta too nameeen?
Well anyways so yes pretty much this week I shall be dedicating myself to endless hours of reading and reading and oh yeah did I mention reading? my Biology, Pdh and Legal studies notes over and over again until my brain decides to take a photograph of every word typed on each of those 32 pages so that I can remember all my content and ace those homo exams...
But obviously you all know I never stick to my word so day 1 of staying home to study was well lets say "semi-productive" considering I learnt 1 topic for Bio and I still have 1 more to go along with a shitload of work for Pdh and Legal.
Well let's forget all that bull shit and talk holidays...
I'm waaaaay pumped for Bali! To be precise there are bleft till I finally land in Bali and get to rip of my clothes and flaunt around Kuta beach for 5 days in nothing but my bikini YAY.... wait till my mother sees the photos on Facebook, she will faint at the sight....
Oh well her fault for adding me as a "friend" on Facebook, well understanding that I'm a 17 year old teen who does seem to have a life so hey deal with the repercussions of being a mom to a daughter with hormones and an urge to PARTAY 24/7 with foreigners she may never meet again in her life!
Anyways currently it is 1:20am and I'm not quite knocked out as I usually would expect to be by this hour, so I sat down about 2 hours ago to watch the dvd which I hired of Russell Peters comedy gala.
Gosh if you haven't seen this guy.. I swear to allah y'all are missing out!
He takes racism to a whole new level and the fact that he does it so openly, even to his own race, makes him that much more of a legend.
AND guess what guys... I get to see him on May 20th for his Australian Comedy show... how awesome is that!!!
Yes I know some people may not be as excited but I'm a major comedy buff so I get a huge kick out of stand-up comedians who set a stage on fire even if it is by dissing their own race :)
Ooh since I haven't covered much about me lately I thought I'd may as well throw in the past event that I attended over the weekend. It was the McGrath Foundations Golden Slipper Day at the Races at Rosehill Racecourse. No I wasn't amongst the A-list attendees list nor was I directly invited. But since I am a volunteer for the McGrath Foundation I was asked to go along and help out for the day.
I was pretty excited to be honest. Although I have previously participated in charity causes, this was my first real charity event amongst the elite class of Sydney and quite frankly who wouldn't be excited to get the chance to mingle with cricketers and models and hot random men who are all suited up with ties holding a glass of whisky or scotch.
The day lagged a bit after a while but that's mainly because standing around for 5 hours straight with no food, no drinks not even a seat to sit on and having a constant smile plastered to your face... isn't exactly a rejuvenating experience and after the first hour of being there, the fatigue kicked in.
But on the bright side I did get to meet and greet Glen McGrath himself as well as his new chicka and a couple of other cricketers whom I can recognise by face but have no clue who on earth they are considering I have no interest in following cricket :) Ooh and I also got to meet Miss Universe Australia... Rachel Finch... Yes boys you can begin jizzing your pants about now!
Okay I know I should probably finish up now but I also wanted to mention this whole fuss about "Supafest" or "Jamfest" or whatever "fest" these dickheads are having. People are going loco on the streets since the word has spread about the whole RnB clan heading out to Sydney for a shindig that'd apparently go down in history. I get it that Jay Seans coming but to be honest he'd probably be the ONLY one out of all those mofos who are coming that I'd wanna see... and that's not because I admire him or anything but it's because his Indian... and his from the UK.
It's not everyday we Australian Indians get to meet an Ukranian Indian who happens to know how to decently compose a song without throwing in cheesy curry phrases you'd expect in a 4 hour long Indian film!
Okay then I think I've talked enough now and covered majority of the events of the past 3 weeks in which I haven't blogged.
So till next time toodalooooo amigos!
Melissa
P.S: Screw quoting today... instead I recommend y'all head out and rent yourself a copy of any of Russell Peters Comedy dvds.
I assure you, you will not be disappointed!
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