Saturday, January 23, 2010

Fat and skinny went to bed, fat rolled over and skinny was dead.

Today's headlines as seen in the Daily Telegraph...
"A fat lady kills her husband after having an arguement and sitting on him till his death"
Oh dear Lord what has the world come to?
Now days it's considered dangerous to even sit on someone?
I guess the lesson here is then never ever accept anyones invitation to sit on their lap and never allow anyone to sit on yours eh?
Okay no but honestly I don't know whether to laugh or feel sad about the poor mans death.
Apparently he only weighed 73kg while she weighed a whopping 136kg!

Okay enough about the fat lady who unfortunately stole her husband's life by simply sitting on him. Let's talk final week of school holidays!
For all those 60,000+ students who will be finishing high school once and for all this year this is a small reminder that we resume school this coming Thursday :(

But on the other hand that was my last Christmas school holidays which is depressing and exciting at the same time. I feel like I'm in the mood to celebrate the conclusion of 13 long years of schooling but then I feel like I'm getting old and I'm going to miss high school. Being spoonfed by the teachers, bludging in class, "chillbanging" in the quad at lunchtime... never gonna have that again!
Yes folks, that's all I've been doing this past week, contemplating my return to my final year of highschool. Along with the fact that I still have 1 assignment to complete :(

Well moving on. I absolutely love browsing & shopping on eBay! I never knew I'd become an eBayaholic of all things. It's actually very hazardous to my health though.
Previously I used to suffer from an illness known as "compulsive shopping"... Yes I was a serial shoppaholic! But those days are well behind me after I finally cleared my savings card to nil and my parents decided to minimise my funding.
Well just before you start jumping to conclusions and thinking that my parents are completely depriving me of all my basic human rights, occasionally they do give me the odd $20-$50 bucks luxury of spenditure :)
But in the past month or so I have become an addict to eBay. It all started very briefly as I decided to browse for new bikinis and boardshorts as the good quality branded ones in shops are way too costly. And as you would probably already know eBay seems to have the answer to everyones tight budget.
So I happened to find approximately 20 odd items which I wish to purchase =\
And now I'm in a wee bit of a conundrum on which items to eliminate from the purchasing pile. But on the brightside I did decide on buying a new bikini and boardshorts which I clearly needed in the first place especially now since in April I'll be jetting off to Bali to spend a good week resting & relaxing in the heat on a beach... sporting of course my new Roxy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini and floral Roxy boardies ;]

Okay so for now that's all and I'm off to eat a hearty lunch in this odd weather.
So till next time folks here's something for y'all to crunch on in the meantime :)
"The belly rules the mind" - Spanish Proverb
Melissa

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